What it is
Waterway Rumble is a comic-book waterslide racing game. You race seven rival swimmers down big 3D slides, leaning through banked turns, hitting boost strips, jumping the gaps where the slide just stops, and occasionally getting flung round a genuine vertical loop-de-loop. When things go wrong, the screen tells you in giant comic letters: SPLASH, BONK, WIPEOUT.
There are around twenty slides, from a gentle straightaway up to an extreme tier with names like The Gauntlet and The Vortex, plus a World Tour that runs through Antarctica, Egypt, Paris, and a neon Tokyo midnight stage. Coins from racing buy new vessels in a shop, each with its own stats. The rivals have names and personalities: Torpedo Tess races very differently to Lazy Luke.
The unusual part
The whole game is one file, and it was built entirely inside Claude as an artifact. No repo, no dev server, no deploy pipeline. The published artifact link is the game.
That started as a constraint and turned into the point. A single HTML file holding a full Three.js racing game, twenty tracks, an economy, and a save system is a genuinely odd object, and Claude's artifact hosting means the shareable link and the build are the same thing. When I want someone to try it, I send the link. That's the entire distribution story.
Under the hood it's a proper project: TypeScript, Three.js for the 3D, Vite bundling it down to that single file, and Playwright tests that drive the slides and take screenshots to catch visual regressions. It just happens to live somewhere unusual.
What I learned building it
Racing games are feel, not features. The track list came fast. What took the time was the water: how much the current pushes you, how sticky the slow patches are, how hard you can pump for speed on a steep wall, whether a jump feels like a launch or a stumble. None of that is visible in a feature list and all of it is the game.
The comic presentation earned its keep too. Big skewed buttons, onomatopoeia popups, a countdown that fills the screen. It sets the expectation that this is silly and fast, which buys a lot of forgiveness while the physics is being tuned.
Status
It followed the MiPixArt path exactly: wrapped with Capacitor, monetised with RevenueCat, and taken to the stores. As of September 2026 it is live on the App Store, Google Play and the Amazon Appstore, free to download with one World Tour Pass that unlocks every slide. No ads, no subscription. The landing page lives at waterwayrumble.flaux.com.au.
The bigger lesson
I keep being surprised by where a real app can live now. This one skipped every piece of infrastructure I normally set up, and none of it was missed at the prototype stage. The lesson isn't that repos and pipelines don't matter. It's that they're a scaling decision, not an entry fee, and you can find out whether a game is fun before you pay it.